Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Because the door was ajar!

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