A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
Russel.
Skip.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
You wave!
He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
There are more birds on that side.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
Matt
Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
A happy pit bull.
Names
Guy who collects legs.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Russell
Bob
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Dumbbelldor.
Claude
Hammer Deodorant car?
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Amputin
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Bob.
Matt.
Claude!
Alright.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
A man holding an aardvark.
The active French armed forces.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Cancer. ()
A. Wave at her.
Butch your arms around me!
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Names.
A taxi
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Amputee
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
They have access to arms.
A coat of arms!
Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Noob.
You're my brother in arms!
Because it was humerus.
Because he's got no arms.
Russel
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
2nd base.
Onion rings.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
They both hate the French press
He was French.
You can drop her off anywhere
An oopsy daisy.
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Matt. Others:
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
You don't let her out.
Gize.