A man holding an aardvark.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Matt
Bob
A. Wave at her.
Butch your arms around me!
She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy
Names.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Amputee
An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.
She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
They have access to arms.
A coat of arms!
Bob.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Noob.
You're my brother in arms!
Because it was humerus.
Because he's got no arms.
Russel
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Doesn't matter, still born.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
Their trunks.
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
A buccaneer.
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
They have the right to bear arms
Because they're crab apples!
A flip-flop.
Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.
