Black Magic Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Black Magician Jokes More Black Magician Jokes

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov?

"Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names!! "

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.