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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.