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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun