Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.