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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'