Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.