Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.