The Age Of Ultron.
No tomatoes.
Tenish.
Dude,I already did my time.
In mooments
So they won't run out of time
Birds of prey!
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
When their time is up.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Grow old!
A phoney friend!
Marblehead
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Time served
Because time will tell.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
America just did.
10 after 1
More time on tests.
Time to get a new fence...
Aye, there's the wub
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
When the power goes off.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...
5 past Lundqvist
It checks the tornado watch.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
He wrote sheet music.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
Because they spend too much time changing.
A. It saves them a lot of time.
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
They were both driving their cars at the time!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A pocket watch.
I am not a cook
They pull out on time.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Time to get it fixed.
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Quantum Mechanics.
Tennish!
She wanted to be on time.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
I believe in peace in our time
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!
Because England was discovered before the USA!
Time to get a new car.
B-2 school on time!
Because his watch has ended.
Because they philos all the time!
Aight I'll calcu-lata
Tennish
Shhhhhhh.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
When European.
Tooth-hurty!
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Because an itch in time saves nine.
You're my brother in arms!
He was just stalin for time
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A clockshund!
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
A waist of time.
I don't know... it keeps changing.
So time would fly.
OH SNaP!
Noe(L)...no "L"
I don't know you tell me.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
Please wait...
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
An Oncologist
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
It did snot want to be late
