Cacawatches
It was full of fans.
I'm Thor
Two of my favorites are:
Around Ten-ish.
Time to go to sweep.
A line of marathon runners
Nothing. She's dead.
A racket.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
As Many Times As It Wants!
Tooth hurty
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Failure to pull out in time
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
A poop
Dinosore
Not Yeti
It'd be a waste of time.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Dr Whoover
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
They're not infallible
With a witchwatch.
Five after one.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
A quarter to three.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
They have the knights watch.
They go fission.
A watchdog.
Don't asp me!
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
An alarm cluck!
Repost
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
Tennish.
R/explainlikeimfive
Bones upon a time...!
When there is a prophet involved.
This
Tooth hurty (2:30)
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because given enough time it rises
Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
They were just Stalin for time.
A watch dog!
A pair of ducks.
Damn, son. It's about time!
A bananosecond
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Tennish
Elizabeth.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
A tangent
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Does this smell like chloroform to you
He was syncing too much time into it.
Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Because time was always running out.
He had a wail of a time.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
An anthropologist
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Al Kaline.
BB-L8
The mourning.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
An attornity.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Getting all high and mighty
Time
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
They pay their debts on time.
Time to get a new watchdog.
They're way too into Stalin
Spring time.
It was just a matter of time.
Answers below please.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Santa Clues.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Telescope
Romans.
Because it's traveling light!
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
Nothing.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
