Dinosore
Not Yeti
It'd be a waste of time.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
Ten-ish
Dr Whoover
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
They're not infallible
With a witchwatch.
Five after one.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
A quarter to three.
It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
They have the knights watch.
They go fission.
A watchdog.
Don't asp me!
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
An alarm cluck!
Repost
Tennish.
Bones upon a time...!
When there is a prophet involved.
This
Tooth hurty (2:30)
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Because given enough time it rises
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
They were just Stalin for time.
A watch dog!
A pair of ducks.
Damn, son. It's about time!
A bananosecond
Tennish
Elizabeth.
Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
A tangent
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
He was syncing too much time into it.
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)
Because time was always running out.
He had a wail of a time.
An anthropologist
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Al Kaline.
BB-L8
The mourning.
Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.
An attornity.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Time
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
They pay their debts on time.
Time to get a new watchdog.
They're way too into Stalin
Spring time.
It was just a matter of time.
Answers below please.
The Age Of Ultron.
No tomatoes.
Tenish.
Dude,I already did my time.
In mooments
So they won't run out of time
Birds of prey!
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
When their time is up.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Grow old!
A phoney friend!
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Time served
Because time will tell.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
10 after 1
Time to get a new fence...
Aye, there's the wub
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
When the power goes off.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
5 past Lundqvist
It checks the tornado watch.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
Because they can't remember the lyrics
It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
Joseph schooling
Hiss-tory!
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
Knock knock jokes
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
Yule be happy!
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
