What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first?

So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.