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What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.