What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.