What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.