What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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What's the best fantasy book?

A Bible

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.