What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.