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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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They both know when you are sleeping.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.