What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Who's there! Beggar! Beggar who?

Beggar you don't know!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Good Woman Jokes More Good Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.