What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.