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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Good Woman Jokes More Good Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!