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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Good Woman Jokes More Good Woman Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.