Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.