Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Troop Jokes More Troop Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out