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Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Love

Love

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.