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Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned.

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.