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Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Sinko De Mayo Jokes More Sinko De Mayo Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Miracle Whip Jokes More Miracle Whip Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What is a masochist's favorite condiment?

Miracle whip