Condiment Jokes

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Manet Jokes More Manet Jokes

What's an Impressionist's favorite condiment?

Manet's.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.