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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!