Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.