Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.