Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!