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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.