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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.