The Mediterranean Sea.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
With a crowbar.
To draw the curtains!
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
INNUENDO!!!!!!!
No pun in ten did!
Bob
Ball bearings and stick shift.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Stop "Russian"
It was a bright sunny day.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Eclipse it
3/5
1. No mind. 2. No business.
What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
Because he wanted a hot rod.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
He was a thief
Eclipse it.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
A. Three if you slice them very thinly.
A miso-genie!
A man that states the obvious
You don't - they're born that way.
He ran out of balance
A man outstanding in his field.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Jerky.
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
They are both X-Men
They are both empty from the neck up.
He got off on a technicality
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Are you 0K
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Around.
Because his mixtape was to die for...
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
He gives it a valenshine!
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
E.T. phoned home.
A Lot.
Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.
He wanted to see time fly!
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Well, there is a vast difference.
He just beetled off!
Russel.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
So men can remember them.
He wanted stable employment
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Raise the urinals
He snooker in!
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
('He wanted cold hard cash!')
Gifted.
No woman wears the same attire every year.
Get married on his birthday.
Do you mind getting out of my son.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
To get some fresh air
Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Tony
Matt
Make him wear shoes.
Any place without a drive-up window.
Antibiotics
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
That can can can-can!
He was Snowden.
A tangent
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
He couldn't see that well
On a piece rate.
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
Pants
Because he had my grains
Man replies "Pollen"
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
He exploded.
A Stark contrast
He got snowden.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
A Han Solo performance.
Russell
It's a sphere.
He wanted to make some doe!
A Chipmonk.
No, a fence.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
INDIGO!
He's got more money than cents
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
The couch pulls out...
Buy high sell higher.
7 tees, 30 eggs
