Men, get in the boat!
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
He was heading west.
Mine is Bruce Jenner
A man holding an aardvark.
Antibiotics
Peas, man.
He was a cereal defenestrator.
He cantaloupe.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
Because he lost his bat, man.
A branch manager.
12 months
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
It made him wed his plants!
He lost it.
He wanted to work overtime.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
They're married.
Lou!
He's resisting a rest!
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
A man who tries to be everything but himself
He was caught taking a leek.
I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
Ray!
Because of the sand which is there.
A chauffeur.
Because he always uses a razor.
When the power goes off.
He Apollo-gized.
Darth Vader.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
He was too far out man
Bob
Because he didn't feel well.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!
He thought it had a lot of potential.
Because they can understand them.
Because he ate his pillow.
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
A. It saves them a lot of time.
Business kept falling off!
He wanted to take a month off.
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The deceased!
He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.
A Wind-up Merchant.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
It was a brief chase...
They both distrust men.
Divorce
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
A Moleionaire
Attire.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
He met the grill of his dreams.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
Jack
Bernie.
A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
An extractor fan!
I'm holding Time Square!
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Attire
Fire in the hole!
He will B flat
Because he was often scratched!
It's a sphere.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Bonds mature.
All over.
A seasoned traveller.
I Apollo-gize
Taco Bell for lunch
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
Doug
Man, go away!
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Bob.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Santapplause!
Because they want to.
To go to the second hand shop
A hot dog and a six pack.
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
INDIGO!
9 mouths
9 months.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
So he could save his stool.
We'll have to rehearse that.
Nothing, she had her mittens on.
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Hide and squeak!
He wanted to make some doe!
