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2nd Floor Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Mary fell from the swing?

Because she hasn't got arms!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.