A surgeon.
Get back in the ship, men!
You don't know man, you weren't there!
With a crowbar.
WATER YOU DOING
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
I'm just not hoppy anymore man
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
To scare off Cat burglars!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Man-go juice!
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
He was tired of coffin.
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
A man who is outstanding in his field.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Hand Solo
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Because we're beautiful and smell good!
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Bob.
Don't look. I'm dressing.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Because she was a quack.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Roberto.
It was unmiscible.
Operation Yewtree.
A barbecue
Because He-Man has the power.
Just one, if you put it in the right place.
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Tony.
Russel.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
His pants had no ballroom.
A-Men.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Russell.
Wave.
Cliff.
A woman.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Bob
It was repossessed!
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Because they were a rip off
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Phil.
Ruth-less.
Because he was wayyy far out man.
It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.
Rustle
Just for the halibut.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
It was hard to make a living.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Do you sell flip-flips?
A man.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Banana Nut Crunch.
A crowbar.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
I do.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
The Patriots
Your so fly man
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
We're walking four abreast.
Free of charge, of course.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Reruns
Because he had a wee cough
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Men, get on the boat.
I really am a FunGi.
I'm holding Time Square!
Wade
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
His Hedge Fund.
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Thanks for the handy cap.
Your bike.
With no legs.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cause he knead that dough.
This is the end.
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
A Ferris Wheel.
I'm tired!
Put velcro on the ceiling.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
There's a sale on at the carrot store!
A top-of-the-lime model.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
Who wants to know?
Strait out of cotton
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