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Because we're beautiful and smell good!
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Bob.
Don't look. I'm dressing.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Because she was a quack.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Roberto.
It was unmiscible.
A barbecue
Because He-Man has the power.
Tony.
Bob
Russel.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
A-Men.
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Russell.
Wave.
Cliff.
A woman.
He didn't knead any more dough.
It was repossessed!
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
With a crowbar.
Because they were a rip off
Nothing lmao bees cant learn.
Phil.
Ruth-less.
Because he was wayyy far out man.
It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.
Rustle
Just for the halibut.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
It was hard to make a living.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Do you sell flip-flips?
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
Banana Nut Crunch.
A crowbar.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
I do.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
The Patriots
Your so fly man
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
We're walking four abreast.
Free of charge, of course.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Reruns
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Because he had a wee cough
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Men, get on the boat.
I really am a FunGi.
I'm holding Time Square!
Wade
He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Student: A variable who don't need no man
His Hedge Fund.
I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Thanks for the handy cap.
They stay stuck in adolescence.
To draw the curtains!
INNUENDO!!!!!!!
No pun in ten did!
Stop "Russian"
It was a bright sunny day.
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
Eclipse it
What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
Because he wanted a hot rod.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
He was a thief
Eclipse it.
Men behaving Baghdadly.
A miso-genie!
A man that states the obvious
He ran out of balance
A man outstanding in his field.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
They are both X-Men
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
So they can bring two canopies.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
A Hamburghini.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
A widow
So she can be pardoned.
I am not a cook
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
