An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
He lost his hearing.
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
A read-only man.
Ouch!
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
Warren!
Urine trouble!
A power failure.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
Not all of them.
Flip-Flips.
Russel
Can I please get a drink
Scott!
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
He was a good conductor.
Park your car, man.
Tooth hurt-y.
He wanted cold hard cash!
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Coach
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
Price is right!
Because the prices were Solo
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Porcel Lane.
He's got more money than cents
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Robber ducks.
They jacket
Because it needs bailing out.
For staging a coo
This post.
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
