The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
Pants
Robbin Hood
Because he had my grains
Man replies "Pollen"
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Men always like intellectual company
He exploded.
A Stark contrast
I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.
He got snowden.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
A Han Solo performance.
Russell
He was shocked.
Atrophy!
Bob
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
A. Opposites attract.
With a crow bar.
For palomino-money!
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Addadictomy.
You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A man laughing his head off.
He Reddit.
Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!
Claude
Because it's a cox blocker
She returned home with a red snapper.
Urine trouble, mate!
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A legend
False. How Long is a man from China.
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
He had a *lovely finish*.
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
A master baiter
To get to the second-hand shop.
Let's get on the ship, men!
Because they rappel men and women.
No problem, He sleeps at night.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
A tree feller.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Let's jack it.
She's almost as smart as a man.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Who said talk is cheap
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Because they're practicing to be men.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
A pastryarchy.
I can't even...
Premature ejactulation.
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Pete.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
So he was ribbit for her pleasure.
They're both ready for use when a man is limp.
A Dairy Heir.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He had to get a new goat!
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
Claude!
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Because he got tired.
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
It's not there.
Just be *honest* with it man...
The handsome the caring and the majority.
Sleep at night
The bond matures.*
From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.
Dustin.
Your dentist.
Space
Because they change theirs more often
Men, get in the boat!
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
A. Who cares
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
He was heading west.
Mine is Bruce Jenner
A man holding an aardvark.
Czarcasm.
Two flutists playing in unison.
A bilingual chicken
Denial. Myself included.
Incontinent
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
To get his quarterback!!
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because no one will look for them.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
So they can bring two canopies.
Cha Ching
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
