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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.