March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.