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Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy