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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!