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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.