What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty