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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.