When it's French fried.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
L'ess cargo
Valet.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
So they can watch the battle
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
J'accuza
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
Bone-jour.
Claude
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He went oui, oui.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Because they hate French press!
What do we do now, Pierre
Ronald MacAardvark!
He was French.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They were cooked in Greece
Two test tickles.
Because the door was ajar!
About a wick!
Coles.
Budweiser
Coala
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
A pomegranate.
This isn't a good joke.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
Because you make sound judgement.
Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
