Bobbing for French fries.
By the ears.
Escargot stolen.
Mercy!
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Sunburned armpits.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Madame
Faux Paws
Boulangerie.
From age
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He was running lait
The French flag.
A biday party!!
Sacred blue!
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They both die if you chop them
They go to Cannes
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Gluten tag*
She was maid in France!
A francophony
What are we going to do now, Pierre
DATE: Yes
80
They give me the crepes.
He French-kissed a power outlet
Napoleon Blownaparte
Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.
Nous abandonnons
Because they don't exist.
How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.
You est-ce que question
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
In France.
80 blaze it
A cowch potato!
I have Grey Poupon me
He hon(hon hon)s it.
The active French armed forces.
He could not get past the tree!
Napoleant!
The French army at the beginning of a war!
A crepe.
Because they always surrender!
It's crepe
Jock the stripper.
French Flies!
When it's French fried.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
L'ess cargo
Valet.
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
The rear-view mirrors
So they can watch the battle
I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
J'accuza
He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.
Bone-jour.
Claude
Surrendre*
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
He went oui, oui.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
Oui-d
Because they hate French press!
What do we do now, Pierre
Ronald MacAardvark!
So they could win one.
Beep Beep Beep...
He was French.
Because it was a(salt)ted.
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
They were cooked in Greece
Bonjour
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
The barking lot.
Incorrectly.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
I"m arriving, I'm arriving."
Mine is a skittle.
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
This guy.
Because they hate French Press!
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Clare your throat before you speak!
Hint: It's not English Spanish.