He had Gaul stones.
Toulouse
Paranorman
Au revoir poo poo
Salut!
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
80
LMAO
RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)
Beaucoup.
Because it's a loaded question!
Merci backup.
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
The French Press Secretary!
Linoleum Blownapart
They go swimming in Laotian
Chevalry
A French press
Simon 16
If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
BOO! Langerieeee!
About 100 French people right now
I haven't a clous.
Piscine.
Enchantr.
They were fried in ancient grease!
Bonjour
The J'accusi
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms
Because it's such a bonne ide.
Froid
Au nevoir.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
Franchicing
Ca ba?
A hug and a little quiche.
He was convicted of crepe.
Both are French.
Eiffel.
A trajeudi.
Never fired, dropped once.
All I want for Christmas is yeux
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Looks like we have debris all over the place
Beret White
Oh, gosh!
A tra-jeudi.
In grease
Because one egg is
So the Germans can march in the shade
A magi-chien.
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
Baguette and tag it.
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
A white cross emblazoned on a white background!
You can make soldiers out of toast!
One day she'd just had un uf.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Because of the green piece inside.
Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.
He got crped out.
All that was left was de brie.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
They use French resistors.
Le Ouija
Balzac
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
L'oueftwaffe.
Its a life of pain
Because they want to see the front line too
Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.
Melon D'OH
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
All in, du thyme
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
The Wii! (Oui)
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Bobbing for French fries.
By the ears.
Escargot stolen.
Mercy!
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Sunburned armpits.
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Madame
Faux Paws
Boulangerie.
From age
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
He was running lait
A biday party!!
Sacred blue!
Help me! I've been a-salted!
They both die if you chop them
They go to Cannes
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
One egg is un oeuf.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because Freedom Rings.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Christina Ricci.
I have Grey Poupon me
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Answers below please.
Chardon-neigh
Because only the Sith deal in absolut
