They think they are in a pickle.
I think it's because usually the punchline is too long
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
An emo-g
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Check for bugs in your system.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
A nervous wreck.
You put it in a freezer!