Junk mail
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
You shake em' we take em!
Shaken. Not stirred
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
It gets buzzed!
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
He touched a lot of people.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
With an icy-stare!
