Anthony Weiner Jokes

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.