Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.