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Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence