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Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!