Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.