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Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."