Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What is a salad's favorite type of road?

A bowl-ivard

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.