Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.