Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.