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Flat Mate Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.