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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was