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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won