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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities'?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.