How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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