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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.