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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.