What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.