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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4