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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.