Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!