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Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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A puppy.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!