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Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...