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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!