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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!