What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

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Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!