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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...