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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...