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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

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A rubber band.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.