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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.