Fly Saucer Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Martian Jokes More Martian Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Breeder Jokes More Breeder Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.