A flying saucer.
On his flying saucer.
Take me to your breeder!
Take me to your lieder!
Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"
A condescending con descending.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
They where playing for the cup!
A Mars Bar
The Martians
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
Man I got a lot of problems!
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.
