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Fly Saucer Jokes

What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Breeder Jokes More Breeder Jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones