Fece Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Double Bond Jokes More Double Bond Jokes

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.