The US elections.
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Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
Feces-tious
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Because it was too cold out tide.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Neither can achieve an election
Through the Electoral College.
Because they're into some funny business
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
A farte
He was a little shellfish
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
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My toe sis!
