Fece Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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Double Bond Jokes More Double Bond Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What do you call a Chatbook that consists solely of pictures of your poop?

A Shatbook.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Who wins the election?

America.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Charles Darwin Jokes More Charles Darwin Jokes

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!