What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.