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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Panic Jokes More Panic Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

50 Story Jokes More 50 Story Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools