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911 911 Jokes

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.