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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Marlin and Dory never date?

Dory was played by Ellen DeGeneres.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.