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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.