There was a restraining order.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
A dead centipede.
A centipede
You let it sink in.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Nun.
I'm not sure, It's always changing.
A restraining order.
The restraining order
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
He doesn't know how to turn things down
Replace the nails with screws.
Tires need changing too you know!
The floats
Because he was Russian
