It was feeling.
There was a restraining order.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
A dead centipede.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Happi-ness
Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
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None, they prefer the dark.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
Boy do we have problems.
