How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.