What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.