Child Hospital Jokes

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Child Hospital Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Your Age Is Only Math

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