Child Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

How does the Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it

What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing?

A brucea

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.