Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Brigham Young
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Diapertension
The I see you.
Donor Kebab
Driving
Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because her children were not very bright.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Because women are at the wheel.
