Child Hospital Jokes

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Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.