What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside