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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What about you?

Me: define "child"

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.