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Schoolbus Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.