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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.