Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!