What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.