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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Aqua-Vlad

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.