Eternity Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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Who cares!

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Because they have 4 lips.

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The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin