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Eternity Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Fruit Loop Jokes More Fruit Loop Jokes

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple