Complaint Jokes

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

Removed

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Applicant Jokes More Applicant Jokes

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.