Mexican Joke Jokes

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What's the difference between a chickpea &amp a lentil?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..