On his shellphone
He was a fungi.
Because my PC is a Dell.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.
Me: Way less than I couch.
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
Carloss
The car and the bus both have wheels.
One rabbyte
Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!
Cause he knead that dough.
Dad jokes are punnier.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke