How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.