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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

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Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*