What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

R Jokes More R Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!