What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.