What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.