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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence