Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Well many how???
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
To get to the otherside!
One
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
19. Got a problem with that?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
None, we just swap out your whole house
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
To get to the other side.
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
I wuv you watts and watts.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
The bear minimum
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. But he wishes it took two.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Hella
None, that's what interns are for.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Lightbulb What lightbulb
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
None, just upgrade to windows
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
He was delighted.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
None. The mods do that for her.
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
None: Taureans don't like to change anything.
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
One.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
None *et al.*
Click here to find out!
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
I don't know...
Somewhere between 0 and infinity.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
A fish!
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
He's still there.
They're all, like, equal to me...
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Hella.
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Lincoln, he was in a cent
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Repost)
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
