None, the room is already lit.
Fish
Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Probably one but you can't generalise.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
It was supposed to be in place last week!
Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
A polite bulb.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
Two, two, two
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
Ya know what Just screw it.
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Two, as always.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
One Brazillion.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
4 or 5.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Just one. But it takes five episodes.
There's change in a lightbulb
Turned down 4 watt
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
5,6,7,8
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
13. Number 9 will shock you!
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
It was too bright in here anyway.
Why don't we have both
None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Whatever it says in the book.
One.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
None. They only screw playoff games
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
Violent revolutions never change anything.
There are Dave Matthews fans
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
Twelve, you got a problem with that
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
One for the money, two for the show.
More guns.
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
They can't change anything
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
To get to the other side.
None. The sockets all went with the house.
CHANGE!
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Twenty-one.
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Who wants to know
Two, but they have to be very small.
He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Who's asking
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
A fish!
Yarn.
We're on our sixth.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None, because they can't change anything.
To get to the other side!
A. They love OIL
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
A butler.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
I need some space.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
They have lots of children.
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
A virgin
By using a bottle opener
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
One, or two? One, or two?
Smallpox
